Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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