you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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