i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
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It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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