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(252): View more from North Carolina

im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note

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(443): View more from Maryland

I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now

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(815): View more from Illinois

i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.

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(518): View more from New York

I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.

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(712): View more from Iowa

I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.

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