Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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