how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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