Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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