idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I could fuck to npr.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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