I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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