i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
