I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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