i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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