Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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