i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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