Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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