Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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