I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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