Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
We just shotgunned beers for America
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
When did we convert life to cartoon?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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