Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Randomize
