There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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