Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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