is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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