So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You're like the curious george of whores
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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