The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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