so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
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remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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