Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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