check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Man, jail baloney is awful.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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