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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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