dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
it was like having sex with a tree stump
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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