It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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