I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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