Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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