Who did Billy Mays play for?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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