If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
