I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
He kissed a someone with a penis
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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