uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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