Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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