take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
