Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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