and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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