i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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