love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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