love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
