K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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