didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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