white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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