I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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