Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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