Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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