I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
A bitchslap is in order.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Come on in and take your pants off
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