her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
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Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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