does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.