can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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