I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
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Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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