so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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