why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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